Air Drumming

Here's what happened..

I was caught up listening to a killer tune by Led Zeppelin - Kashmir at work earlier in the day. I saw my boss leaving the office and the interns were all called in for a meeting at the conference room.

I was layaning the tune and happily air drumming and air guitaring with the occasional miming, Axl Rose style. I was in my own world. The song was about 9 minutes, so I had fun...till I felt the sudden urge to fart.

I held it in.

Waiting for it to build up.

Put the other side of my earphones on.

Cranked up the volume.

Layan a bit more.

Waited for a drum roll.

Air drummed to it.

Waited for the last and final hit on the crash.

RIPPED A LOUD ONE!

Looked left to see my boss and the interns were there.

One of the interns closed their nose.

Which came along with a gag reaction.

I can't blame her.

It was one SMELLY fart.

MALUFIED!!

Nose Shit

Was talking to the BOSSES about some project deadline for the advert's text. The meeting was pretty intense with me presenting on my choice. I was fiesty...wiry in fact. I wasn't going to take no for an answer.

He looked pretty impressed. She was nodding as well.

THEN,

I decided to breathe out through my nose and a small ball of nose shit (booger) flew and landed mere centimeters from his middle finger.

HOW?

I sheepishly smiled, knocked it away and made like nothing happened. He said nothing. I think he noticed. He accepted my work though.

MALU!!