Tips for guys: Pubes

Guys, no matter how macho you think a hairy body is, remember the term, "Less is more!"

 I'd like to take you back to a post of mine some (what seems to be) 5,000,000 years ago and you'd see at the bottom I stressed on having a SHIT, SHOWER and SHAVE (all over) here's my $200 bucks worth (I'm not that cheap, 2 cents, bah!)

TOP 3 REASONS TO SHAVE YOUR PUBES!

#3 Fur is dead!

It's going to be a matter of time before people fight for total furlessness! Pubes have been out of fashion since porn was available on VCD. Get with the programme..and saying I'm gonna braid it will not work!

I bet even Bob Marley was clean shaven

#2 No spiders!

With a cozy and dark place, you are sending a invite on pestbook or other networks these creatures (spiders, worms, maggots, lice, racoons, etc) are on and before you know it, you'd have your own little pest pet shop down there.

I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole!

#1 So you wont have the conversation

Imagine she gets down on you really vigorous and wet and all things that make your eyeballs roll up, looking for your brain (I don't understand why she'd do it with pubes like yours), then she stands up, smiles and wants to kiss you.

At that very moment you notice pubes stuck in between her teeth.

If you kiss her without saying a word, not only are you tasting your pubes, you are proven to be as hygienic as a monkey throwing shit...

...if you don't kiss her, WTF are you going to say?

Sorry baby, but you've got pubes in between your teeth? 
My pubes..

Either way the whole situation makes you a DOUCHE!