Seeing as how Blister will be rockin' it at Backyard this Friday (December 3, 2010) from 9.30pm til LATE
I've decided topen type a few words to help YOU get accustomed to the ALL NEW Backyard's MOSH PIT!
I've decided to
Speaking on Mosh Pits, I've seen/been in a few 'Major 'Pits' me-self..
*Blast Off, KL, 2004
*MTV World Stage, KL, 2009
*Slash Live in KL, 2010
*The SHOUT! Awards, KL, 2010
The ONE thing all of these have in common is: Malaysians have no MOSH PIT ETIQUETTE!
So here's:
THE RULES OF THE MOSH PIT
The FIRST RULE of
#1 Dress Appropriately
Observe comfortable but ROCK-ish clothing at all times.
DO NOT mosh over-aggressively with your stupid-assed-metal-clad boots and chains and spikes coming out from all the wrong places. You'll just hurt someone physically not emotionally because they see how retarded you look.
Spiked hair is still good in my book as long as it doesn't belong to a TOTAL DOUCHE!
On the other hand, if you come to a mosh pit dressed in a suit or some preppy looking kid like Fred from Scobby-Doo or anyone from the Archie series, prepare to get taunted and ridiculed so hard, droplets of shit might fall from your eyes.
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| Fred Jones |
Dressing up like Shaggy however, is acceptable.
#2 NO fists...NO elbows!
Nobody likes a DOUCHE throwing his/her elbows/fists into another person's rib,face, scrotum, etc. If you had a fist or two come your way, you'd probably deserve it from not paying attention to the Pit and texting another DOUCHE:
OMFG...dis band ttly rox! XD I wish dese morons'd stp jumpin so fucken much..so annoyin! :/
If you really can't take it anymore, just pinch 'em around the inner arm. I guarantee that they will feel the pain..even though he/she has had her eyes tattooed.
#3 NO Phones/Cameras/Cameraphones
Fact: Unless the BAND asked you to record a clip, don't do it.
You are in the (mosh) pit for a reason: fully experience the energy and music thru' bouncing your bodies in a safe yet aggressive manner..
So, don't bother carrying your sweat drenched (arm)pits in the air, trying to record the WHOLE concert and at the same time getting pissed off at the few people who are trying to mosh, hence ruining your shots..because if you are the tool that's doing just that, LET LOOSE BRAH!
You already are probably stuck in a crappy DAY job..leave the stick in the office man..put it back in your ass tomorrow..LIVE a little. What are you gonna do with the clip anyways? Boast to your equally lame friends that you were there? Put up a video on Youtube?
#4 YES to deodorant
Maths: You + 60 minutes waiting in line + 150 minutes in the Mosh Pit = SMELLY!
Just be kind to all of us..slap on some deodorant, splash a little perfume..C'mon, is that so hard to ask?
#5 Don't be a cheap-thrill..desperate guy..
Don't go round molesting people..it's not cool.
What's even more uncool-er?
You going around looking to be molested.
Sad to say, but I've seen a few blokes dressed up tranny-like, looking ugly and shit and go around rubbing themselves over other guys. HELLS NO!
My advice to these kinda PERVS: Try crowd-surfing. That way you'll be groped and grabbed all over.
Oh and crowd-surfing starts from front to back..do it the other way and I can guarantee you..YOU WILL BE DROPPED!
I know my shit!
Anyhoo..this is a CALL to all Rockers and Rollers to come down to Backyard Pub, TRUST ME..the pub has great atmosphere, reasonable prices, and us, Blister - Rockin' the whole damn night.
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